Back to School POLITICKLE Madness!
Topic: Politickles
RE: ORIENTATION
Fully formed are your heart, soul, and mind
With the facts of a faith well defined.
Now we send you to college,
Where a secular "knowledge"
Will ensure that belief's undermined.
FRESHMAN ORIENTATION
Students headed for college each fall
Have to keep their opinions in thrall:
It's essential to be
Perceived as "PC,"
So they try not to speak up at all.
FAILING MARX
Socialism is dead!
Done in, the indomitable Red!
Or so it would seem,
But in academe
One had better check under one's bed.
GRADUATION MAD SONG
The student goes to college
And an education forges,
But I fed too much
On knowledge and such,
And now my brain disgorges:
Within the dark and dismal class,
You'll no longer spot my features.
My notes I burned,
And since I've learned
What I never could from teachers.
GRADUATION DEITY
No religious beliefs were expressed
In his valedictorian address,
But he feigned an "achoo!"
And his classmates on cue
In unison shouted "God bless!"
Politickles by F.R. Duplantier
Posted by neverevergiveup
at 12:01 AM PDT
Updated: Thursday, 18 August 2005 3:31 PM PDT
